Baryach divasanni kantalyachi nond karnyacha yog julun yet ahe.... hya baddal talya zalya pahijet... Pallavi Joshi ni yeun atta mala vicharla ki "Atta tumhala kase vatate ahe?" , tar mazhe uttar asel ki "ekhadi mulgi 6-7 mahinyanni maheri geli tar tila jase vatel, tase vatate ahe". Karan pan tasech ahe, dhaka-dhaki chya jivanatun amhi suru kelelya kantalvanya kantalyala nyay ch deta yet navhta. Pan aaj office chya politics la kantalun sutti takli ani pahile kaam mhanje blog karayache tharavle.
Lokaho, lagna zalyapasun me kantalyachi nond ch keli navhti ki.... hyacha artha asa navhe ki mala kantalach ala nahi, pan premat ani lagnat sarv maaf aste.
Aso, mudda asa ahe, ki aaj me office chya politics la kantalalo ahe. Politics kiti karave mansani, hyala kahi limit ahe ki nahi? Bagha tithe politics. "Basically" nako zale ahe politics , kantala ala ahe, chid ali ahe. Amchya office madhlya politics chi chikkar examples deu shakto, pan problem asa ahe, ki office madhlya kuni chukun ha blog vachlach, tar mazhi nokri jaychi, ani mazhyamule tyachi pan nokri jaychi.
Ugach gochi nako !
Barach vichar karun asa vatata ahe ki politics cha kata politics nech kadhava... Politics madhe shirave kay?
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Thursday, July 10, 2008
अजून एक कन्टाळवाणी नोंद - Basically ऐकायचा कन्टाळा
एक प्रकारचा रागीट कंटाळा आला आहे आता !
Basically या शब्दाने प्रचंड उच्छाद मांडला आहे. १० पैकी कमीत कमी ७ सॉफ्टवेअर इंजिनियर तरी, दर ५ वाक्यांनंतर पुढचे वाक्य Basically ने सुरु करतात.
किती वर्षे सहन करावे माणसाने ? जवळ-जवळ Engg. F.E. पासून ते आजतागायत सहन करतोय मी हे ! ओरल मधे तेच, कांफ्रेंस कॉल मधे तेच, साध्या गप्पा मारताना सुधा Basically ? ऐकणारे सगळे कन्टाळले, वैतागले, पण हे बेसिक वीर काही दमत नाहीत! जाहीर बंदी घातली पाहिजे ह्या शब्दावर
बेसिकली वरून १२ वी मधला एक किस्सा आठवला. Chemistry च्या आठल्ये सरांच्या क्लासला, एक हीरो खूपच उशिरा आला, सरांनी कारण विचारल्यावर जी लांबड लावली ना पठ्ठ्याने..."सर बेसिकले असे झाले ना...", ५ मिनिटांनी त्याचे पुराण संपल्यावर, सरांनी त्याला विचारले, "बाळा, बेसिकली हे सगळे असे झाले आता असिडीकली kaay झाले ते सांग पाहू" - कुत्र्यापेक्षा पण बेक्कार हसला फुल क्लास त्याला !
असो. मला वाटते, ही पहिली रागीट कंन्टाळ्याची नोंद असावी ब्लोगवर.
Welcome, रागीट कंटाळा...
Basically या शब्दाने प्रचंड उच्छाद मांडला आहे. १० पैकी कमीत कमी ७ सॉफ्टवेअर इंजिनियर तरी, दर ५ वाक्यांनंतर पुढचे वाक्य Basically ने सुरु करतात.
किती वर्षे सहन करावे माणसाने ? जवळ-जवळ Engg. F.E. पासून ते आजतागायत सहन करतोय मी हे ! ओरल मधे तेच, कांफ्रेंस कॉल मधे तेच, साध्या गप्पा मारताना सुधा Basically ? ऐकणारे सगळे कन्टाळले, वैतागले, पण हे बेसिक वीर काही दमत नाहीत! जाहीर बंदी घातली पाहिजे ह्या शब्दावर
बेसिकली वरून १२ वी मधला एक किस्सा आठवला. Chemistry च्या आठल्ये सरांच्या क्लासला, एक हीरो खूपच उशिरा आला, सरांनी कारण विचारल्यावर जी लांबड लावली ना पठ्ठ्याने..."सर बेसिकले असे झाले ना...", ५ मिनिटांनी त्याचे पुराण संपल्यावर, सरांनी त्याला विचारले, "बाळा, बेसिकली हे सगळे असे झाले आता असिडीकली kaay झाले ते सांग पाहू" - कुत्र्यापेक्षा पण बेक्कार हसला फुल क्लास त्याला !
असो. मला वाटते, ही पहिली रागीट कंन्टाळ्याची नोंद असावी ब्लोगवर.
Welcome, रागीट कंटाळा...
Saturday, July 5, 2008
Kantala alay - ajun ek kantala nond
He ek vichitra nond ahe, 12.34 zalet, zopnyachee vel zalee ahe...zopaychee ichha pan ahe pan zop yet nahiye.
Hya sarv karnanmule jage rahaycha kantala ala ahe. Aajparyantchee saglyat faltu ane lame[English lame] nond asel hee kantala blogvarchee[Lajeervanee bab ahe, pan kay karnaar...aplach kantala anee apleech jambhai]
Hya sarv karnanmule jage rahaycha kantala ala ahe. Aajparyantchee saglyat faltu ane lame[English lame] nond asel hee kantala blogvarchee[Lajeervanee bab ahe, pan kay karnaar...aplach kantala anee apleech jambhai]
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
Kaamacha kantala alay - ajun ek kantala nond
Kalavines atyant anand hoto ahe ke,
amcha khokla ata gela ahe anee paryayane khoklyacha kantala pan gela ahe :). Parantoo aplya poorvichya Kantalycha niymapramane [....kantala kadhee jaat nasto to fakt eka roopatoon doosrya roopat parivartit hoto vagere vagere] ata parat kantala ala ahe to kaam karaycha.
Gele kahee divas khoop kaam kele ahe, kutryane pan kele nasel evdhe complex coding kele ahe, ata to sarv code UT karaycha kantala ala ahe...Kuthlyahee developerchya atla khara developer jivant aslyache he lakshan aslyane, hya kantalyache amhee swagatach karto...
amcha khokla ata gela ahe anee paryayane khoklyacha kantala pan gela ahe :). Parantoo aplya poorvichya Kantalycha niymapramane [....kantala kadhee jaat nasto to fakt eka roopatoon doosrya roopat parivartit hoto vagere vagere] ata parat kantala ala ahe to kaam karaycha.
Gele kahee divas khoop kaam kele ahe, kutryane pan kele nasel evdhe complex coding kele ahe, ata to sarv code UT karaycha kantala ala ahe...Kuthlyahee developerchya atla khara developer jivant aslyache he lakshan aslyane, hya kantalyache amhee swagatach karto...
yelcome, ylcome kantala, yelcome home
Friday, November 30, 2007
Khoklyacha Kantala - Nondwahiteel ajun ek nond
Toofan mhanje toofan kantala ala ahe, ya veli khoklyacha !
Kiti khokla yava mansala, kay praman ahe ka nahee? aan? Kadhee korda, kadhee ola, kadhee nim-ola/nim-korda...Evdhee awghad tee Sheti pan tichesudhha donch prakar astat ho - bagayti anee jiraytii, anee amcha khokla !
2 mahine kay 3 mahine kay kahee pan kara jatch nahee kee ha khokla, itkya vela tar manjrekar suddha run out zala nasel.
Kantala alay, pan kay karnaar, aliya bhogasee...Kunitaree(Axl Rose asava bahutek to) mhanle ahe na
"Its hard to hold a candle, in cold november rain",
Tasech zaley...
"Its hard to hold a khokla dhas in cold november mist"
Kiti khokla yava mansala, kay praman ahe ka nahee? aan? Kadhee korda, kadhee ola, kadhee nim-ola/nim-korda...Evdhee awghad tee Sheti pan tichesudhha donch prakar astat ho - bagayti anee jiraytii, anee amcha khokla !
2 mahine kay 3 mahine kay kahee pan kara jatch nahee kee ha khokla, itkya vela tar manjrekar suddha run out zala nasel.
Kantala alay, pan kay karnaar, aliya bhogasee...Kunitaree(Axl Rose asava bahutek to) mhanle ahe na
"Its hard to hold a candle, in cold november rain",
Tasech zaley...
"Its hard to hold a khokla dhas in cold november mist"
Friday, September 14, 2007
Mala kantala alyanantar keleli kantalwani kavita !
Mala lay bore zhale ahe, baslya baslya kavita karayachi icha zali ahe, baghu kashi jamate te.
Nighun yeta door-deshi,
Sobat astat athvani
Aaspas che jagatch badalte,
Jawal naste koni
Toch Chandra, tech tare,
Tyach chari disha
Tech timir, tich avani ,
Tari udas vatatat kashya ?
Nako ti shantata,
Ani to ekant
Apan gharich bare hoto,
Tevha navhti ashi sankrant !
Yenara pratyek divas,
Vatato yugasarkha
Bas zale, jave palun,
Man sangte, bar ka !
Ashya kathin samayi,
Athvan yete tichi
Tila sodun ekte alo,
Shya, swatahachich keli gochi !
Mag manala samjavato,
Ata divas urle thode
Zarzar udun jatil te pan,
Ani sutel mag he kode
Ghari paratatach gelya gelya,
Nijen aai chya kushit
Nantar mag tav maren,
Astil pakwanne khuskhushit !
Char varsha zali ata,
Asech suru ahe chakra
Pan pachvya veles mala na,
Ajibaat nahi fikr
Pudhchya khepes lokaho,
Ekta me nasen
Vimanatun nightana,
Swati la gheun basen :)
Tuesday, August 21, 2007
Baryach divsanee alelya kantalyache manogat [22]
Kutryapeksha bekkar kantala aalaay !
Mala yenarya kantlyala jar manogat lihayla sangitle aste na tar nakeech te jaam tragic zale aste. Tyane lihile aste kee, bhootkal kasa ramya hota, me alya alya mazee nond vaychee nondvaheet, kase ,muster var sahee kelyasarkhe anee card swipe kelyasarkhe vatayche pan ata amche malak amchee nondch nahee karat...vethbigareevareel kamgaarasarkhe vatate...aso
Mala atta bekkar kanatala alay anee tyachee nond karne avashyak ahe evdhe khare !
Mala yenarya kantlyala jar manogat lihayla sangitle aste na tar nakeech te jaam tragic zale aste. Tyane lihile aste kee, bhootkal kasa ramya hota, me alya alya mazee nond vaychee nondvaheet, kase ,muster var sahee kelyasarkhe anee card swipe kelyasarkhe vatayche pan ata amche malak amchee nondch nahee karat...vethbigareevareel kamgaarasarkhe vatate...aso
Mala atta bekkar kanatala alay anee tyachee nond karne avashyak ahe evdhe khare !
Friday, May 4, 2007
Kantalawaril Aushadh[1]: Zop - Sleep the Nap
Anupne magchya lekhat snagitlyapramane ata ek-ek aushadh sangitle jail.
Tumhi jar kantalyache vidyarthee asal [ Nusta vidyarthee jyache pariksha tondavar alee ahe asal taree chalel] tar tumhala mahitach asel, ke Kantala yetana pratham jambhaya yetat anee tyapathopath kantala kadhee yeto te kalat sudhha nahee. Mag basto apan kasa ghalvala ha kantala hya vicharatch.
Mitrano, kantala ha evdha dayalu anee sachha mitra ahe na kee to yetanach swathavarche aushadh ghevoon yeto anee apan matra shatrubuddhhine tya aushadhakade doorlaksha karto[ keval te kantalyane anle ahe mhanun ].
Attaparyant tumhala aushad kalale aselch. Hoy Zop! Zop, dulki, peng kahee mhana tyala, pan tyachyat kantala ghalvoon aparimit ustaah denyache ek achaat samarthhya ahe. Vaidnyanik patalivar yevoon sadha karya-karanbhavachya niyamane vichar kela taree kalel, ke jambhaya hya zop alee ahe he darshavat hotya anee ashahee paristhitit apan na zoplyane kantala ala ahe!
Teva mitrano kadheehe jambhaya yevoon kantala ala asel, visheshatha dooparchya velee, tar chhotishee dulki kadhavee anee kantala gool hoil va tumhala ekdum taje tavane vatel.
Barechda, kahee karnanee zop kadhne shakya naste - kadhee manager shejaree shumbhasarkha ubha aslyane, tar kadhee shejaree firangi mulgi baslee aslyamule; asha paristhit he aushadh lagu hot nahee, teva badlee aushadhe poodhe tumhala velo velee naveen lekhandware samajateelach.
Pan mazee sarvana ek kalkaleechee vinantee ahe kee kantalayla ghalavnyache he ek sulabh anee naisargik aushadh aslyane sarvanee shakyato hech aushad avlambavave.
Vishay vaidyakiy anee gambhir patalivar charchila[charchila mhanje 'was discussed', Mrs. Churchil nave] gelyane apan tanavmukti sathee eka manoranjak asha ganyatoon ujalanee karuya
Tumhi jar kantalyache vidyarthee asal [ Nusta vidyarthee jyache pariksha tondavar alee ahe asal taree chalel] tar tumhala mahitach asel, ke Kantala yetana pratham jambhaya yetat anee tyapathopath kantala kadhee yeto te kalat sudhha nahee. Mag basto apan kasa ghalvala ha kantala hya vicharatch.
Mitrano, kantala ha evdha dayalu anee sachha mitra ahe na kee to yetanach swathavarche aushadh ghevoon yeto anee apan matra shatrubuddhhine tya aushadhakade doorlaksha karto[ keval te kantalyane anle ahe mhanun ].
Attaparyant tumhala aushad kalale aselch. Hoy Zop! Zop, dulki, peng kahee mhana tyala, pan tyachyat kantala ghalvoon aparimit ustaah denyache ek achaat samarthhya ahe. Vaidnyanik patalivar yevoon sadha karya-karanbhavachya niyamane vichar kela taree kalel, ke jambhaya hya zop alee ahe he darshavat hotya anee ashahee paristhitit apan na zoplyane kantala ala ahe!
Teva mitrano kadheehe jambhaya yevoon kantala ala asel, visheshatha dooparchya velee, tar chhotishee dulki kadhavee anee kantala gool hoil va tumhala ekdum taje tavane vatel.
Barechda, kahee karnanee zop kadhne shakya naste - kadhee manager shejaree shumbhasarkha ubha aslyane, tar kadhee shejaree firangi mulgi baslee aslyamule; asha paristhit he aushadh lagu hot nahee, teva badlee aushadhe poodhe tumhala velo velee naveen lekhandware samajateelach.
Pan mazee sarvana ek kalkaleechee vinantee ahe kee kantalayla ghalavnyache he ek sulabh anee naisargik aushadh aslyane sarvanee shakyato hech aushad avlambavave.
Vishay vaidyakiy anee gambhir patalivar charchila[charchila mhanje 'was discussed', Mrs. Churchil nave] gelyane apan tanavmukti sathee eka manoranjak asha ganyatoon ujalanee karuya
Aika tar mag....ting ting ting ting, teed dhag, teed dhag, teed dhag...Dhaa
Duparchya praharee, jevana-natarchya veleee
Aho yetana kantala,deto apan pal pal jambheee....
Dapdpaya tya jambhaya
Garib Sheereemant chhote mothe baai buva,
Sare karti nana praytnaa...oh ohh ohhh
Tondawar haat kuni thevti,
Tar koni bale balech Jambhaiee khateee,
Par adnyanee manasa kothye thav,
vishala tar vishachach utaraa...hoyyyyyyyyyyyy
Aho yeta jambhaya akral vikral,
Talu naka, yevoodya tyana tatkal
Aneek yevoode thodishee zop
pengatana dolu de donhikade mann...haaaaaaa
Aree 5 minitachee dulkee kadhata
kantala jaee sata janmachaaaaaaa
haan haan ra haa......
Duparchya praharee, jevana-natarchya veleee
Aho yetana kantala,deto apan pal pal jambheee....
Dapdpaya tya jambhaya
Garib Sheereemant chhote mothe baai buva,
Sare karti nana praytnaa...oh ohh ohhh
Tondawar haat kuni thevti,
Tar koni bale balech Jambhaiee khateee,
Par adnyanee manasa kothye thav,
vishala tar vishachach utaraa...hoyyyyyyyyyyyy
Aho yeta jambhaya akral vikral,
Talu naka, yevoodya tyana tatkal
Aneek yevoode thodishee zop
pengatana dolu de donhikade mann...haaaaaaa
Aree 5 minitachee dulkee kadhata
kantala jaee sata janmachaaaaaaa
haan haan ra haa......
Kantalyawaril Aushadhe...a Grand new beginning !!!
Baryach divasanni kantalyasobat vel ghalvayachi sandhi chalun ali ahe. Ani yogayogane he post 50ve ahe. Tyamule hya sandhiche sone karayache tharavun aaj amhi eka navin sadarache udghatan karit ahot.
Our previous posts were stressing majorly upon why and how one gets bored. And.....just as every problem has its solution, (Should we consider Boredom as a problem is another debatable issue , it will be addressed in due course) we are opening up a ray of hope for all those bored people. Afterall hope is what keeps us alive. Hmm....so this ray of hope is our new section called "Kantala Medicines" aka "Kantalyawaril Aushadhe".
As of now, not much has been explored on this topic. But just like a new developer likes to code a new Class instead of cleaning code from old classes.....we are going to develop and explore these kantala medicines in our own way.
This is just an introduction as to why we have decided to come up with this section. There is a very specific reason to it. When we started blogging for this topic, never did we know that this blog would actually free someone from boredom. But yes, as life is full of surprises, bang comes a comment from someone called "Manu" who googled for "mala kantala ala" to find our blog. He has not only complemented our blog but also has said that reading our blog did entertain him/her a bit and freed him/her from boredom.
So should we say that.... first medicine to kantala is keep reading our blog ;)
Our previous posts were stressing majorly upon why and how one gets bored. And.....just as every problem has its solution, (Should we consider Boredom as a problem is another debatable issue , it will be addressed in due course) we are opening up a ray of hope for all those bored people. Afterall hope is what keeps us alive. Hmm....so this ray of hope is our new section called "Kantala Medicines" aka "Kantalyawaril Aushadhe".
As of now, not much has been explored on this topic. But just like a new developer likes to code a new Class instead of cleaning code from old classes.....we are going to develop and explore these kantala medicines in our own way.
This is just an introduction as to why we have decided to come up with this section. There is a very specific reason to it. When we started blogging for this topic, never did we know that this blog would actually free someone from boredom. But yes, as life is full of surprises, bang comes a comment from someone called "Manu" who googled for "mala kantala ala" to find our blog. He has not only complemented our blog but also has said that reading our blog did entertain him/her a bit and freed him/her from boredom.
So should we say that.... first medicine to kantala is keep reading our blog ;)
Monday, April 30, 2007
Motha Kantala Alay - Grand [21]
Hee Kantala nondwahee madhlee ek vishista ashee nond ahe. Normally ithe duparchya regular asha chhotya chhotya kantalyanchee nond hote.
Pan kal mala 25 varshe poorna zalee ahet, anee mala actually/basically/in fact/Khare tar mothe vaycha kantala ala ahe, Dar varshee kay 1-1 vrashane mothe vayche, jagne ahe ka oracle sequence ahe 1 nee increment honara...haayn?
Tar mothhe zalyavar jast bejababdaarpane vagta yet nahee, mhanje tumhi tase vagne apekshit naste mhanun, mala mothe vaycha kantala ala ahe...gapchoop 20-22 varsahce rahave kayam, dokyala taap nahee....18 till I die type !
Pan kal mala 25 varshe poorna zalee ahet, anee mala actually/basically/in fact/Khare tar mothe vaycha kantala ala ahe, Dar varshee kay 1-1 vrashane mothe vayche, jagne ahe ka oracle sequence ahe 1 nee increment honara...haayn?
Tar mothhe zalyavar jast bejababdaarpane vagta yet nahee, mhanje tumhi tase vagne apekshit naste mhanun, mala mothe vaycha kantala ala ahe...gapchoop 20-22 varsahce rahave kayam, dokyala taap nahee....18 till I die type !
Friday, April 27, 2007
Aaj cha kantalwana suvichar[20]
|| Niyamitpane vyayam kelyane jase sharir rogmukta rahte tasech Niyamitpane kantala blog kelyane man rogmukta rahte ||
Aaj cha kantalwana suvichar[18]
|| Mage ubha kantala, Pudhe ubha kantala ||
|| Mazyakade kantala maza, pahato ahe ||
|| Mazyakade kantala maza, pahato ahe ||
Thursday, April 26, 2007
Aaj cha kantalwana suvichar[17]
|| Kantala yeun hi to blog na karne ha kantala blogging vishwatla sarvat motha foul ahe ||
Wednesday, March 21, 2007
Jaam kantala alay[20]
Ashakya kantala ala ahe haan...barech divsaat ithe lihile pan nahee kahee...Ozzy Osuburnechya Paranoidmadhlya lines gholat ahet manaat
All day long I think of things but nothing seems to satisfy,
Think, I'll lose my mind if I dont find something to pacify,
Can you help meeeeee
Occupy my brain ?
All day long I think of things but nothing seems to satisfy,
Think, I'll lose my mind if I dont find something to pacify,
Can you help meeeeee
Occupy my brain ?
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