Atta just kantala yeun gela[17]

Possible Reason :
6 divas zalet ani kantala register madhe ek hi nond nahi keli, kantalyane pan hyachi dakhal ghetali ani shiksha mhanun ala ikade tras dyayala :(

Kantala Badbadgeet

Kantalu, kantalu chala apan sare kantalu
Kadbu kadbu, chala khavoo apan sare kantalyache kadboo
Zagdu, zagdu, tya dooshta ustahashee zagadoo
Bagdu,bagdu, chala alasachya baget swachhand bagdoo
Kantalu, kantalu chala apan sare kantalu

Bagha hava kashee pavsalee, Akaash kase dhagaloo
Lolu, lolu, chala asha veli apan sagle nuste loloo
Gadeevar padlya padlya ughdava ka taree vatel kunala doloo
Yevoodet, yevoodet, jambhayana naka taloo
Kantalu, kantalu chala apan sare kantalu

Chala sare khel kheloo, lola-lolicha khel khelu
Tu ikdoon lol, mee tikdoon lolato
Tu ikdoon alas de, mee tikdoon jambhai deto
Lolu,Lolo...chala sare lolu
Kantalu, kantalu chala apan sare kantalu

Atta just kantala yeun gela[16]

Possible reason : Gele 4 tas appserver restart kartoy chhotya chhotya change nantar, kantala nahee yenar kunahee sadgruhasthas tar kay ustahh yenaar? Aan?

Aaj cha kantalwana suvichar[16]

|| Jambhai jambhai Kantala sache||

Aaj cha kantalwana suvichar[15]

|| Gharo-ghari dupracha kantala ||

Aaj cha kantalwana suvichar [14]

|| Kapti utsahapeksha Dildar kantala bara ||

Atta just kantala yeun gela[15]

Possible reason : Sakalpasoon avirat parishram karoon amhee sagle environmental issues solve kele ahet...thaklo shevat amhee ya sayankalee...anee kantalyala shevat bhetayla bolavle

Aaj cha kantalwana suvichar [13]

|| Jo kantala-blog lihayacha pan kantala karto, toch ek mahan aalshi ||

Aaj cha kantalwana suvichar[12]

||Nidra, Anustahhascha, swargadapi gariyasi||

Atta just kantala yeun gela[14]

Possible reason : Marat marat coding hote ahe...remote machine aslyamule, local aste tar atta paryant UT zale aste...shyaa ht ahe rav

Atta just kantala yeun gela[13]

Possible reason : Shukrvaar ahe kee, anee 5.14 vajlet, kantala alach apla imane itbare

Atta just kantala yeun gela[12]

Prachand zop ali ahe, tyat navin design specs vachayache ahet, ek Business Logic Object develop karayacha ahe, code checkout zala ahe, pan compile hot nahiye, environmental issues cha paus padto ahe, ashyatach kantala ala ahe.

Bola tar mag

|| Zop-varda haaaaaaaaaaari kantala
Shri Alasdev Sakhaaaaaaaaaaaram
Nishkriyata Maharaj ki Jai ||

Aaj cha kantalwana suvichar [11]

|| Zop ha kantalyavarcha ekmev rambaan upay hoy ||

Aaj cha kantalwana suvichar[10]

|| Duparchya Kantalyala, Jambhai Kashala ? ||

[Like, hatchya kaknala aarsa kashala...dupar ahe kantala yenarach jambhai devoon kay purava dyaycha ka?]

The Story of My Experiments with Kantala.

Now, I'm totally convinced, now I will never doubt importance and need of Kantala. The sky is clear now, it's very difficult to put this feeling in words. Lemme just give a simple example:
Just a day ago, I started registering my Kantalas in the Kantala nondwahi, and whoooo...that miracle happened, suddenly the number of kantalas I used to get are now less,. Today I got just 2 kantalas, on any given normal/abnormal day it would have been 20-25, not a single less than that.
This taught me one thing, dont run away from Kantala, love it...it comes for reason, it doesnt have any personal motive in it, it's not like Kalee[Kalee as in KaleeYug]. Just acknowledge it and you will find yourself filled up with ustaah and energy...it's just a divine thing that your body and mind needs.

Mitraano,
Kantalyapasoon palu naka, tyacha aadar kara, kantalyala kahehehe nakoy tuimchyakadoon. Tyacha kahehe swartha nahiye, to tumhala madat karayla yeto, tumcha gelela ustaah parat yava hee tyachee pan ichha aste...tumhi jevdhe tyala dooralkshit karaal tevdha to tumhala tyachya astitwachee janiv karoon deil...tumchyach bhalyasathee, jevdhe tyala nirdhokpane yevoo dyaal, to tumchaa ustaah, karyakshamata vadhvel.
Manus jase shauchas jane talu shakat nahee tasech kantala yene talu shakat nahee...pot sakaleech saaf zalyavar jasa divas prasanna jato tasach kantala yevoon gela kee prasanna jato poodhil vel.

Kantalyala havay fakt nishudhha prem...te dya, to tumhala deil prachand karyakshamta

Amhi amche kantalyabarobarche prayog anee anubhav aplyala satat sangat rahooch pan kharee garaj ahe te pratyekane swataha kantalyala anandane anee khulya manane kavtalnyachee !

Atta just kantala yeun gela[11]

Possible reason : Kay mahit rav, ala nahee sakalpasoon baraach vel mhanun ala asel nahitar applications sarkhee sarkhee marat ahet 2-2 minitani tyamule ala asel.

Aaj cha kantalwana suvichar[8]

||Jo ustahaala na ghabarta kantalayala pramanikpane kavtalto toch khara alashi ||

Aaj cha kantalwana suvichar [7]

|| Zop hi pandhari, Kantala ha vitthal ||

Aaj cha kantalwana suvichar [6]

|| Swami tinhi jagacha, Kantalyavina bhikari ||

Aaj cha kantalwana suvichar [5]

Khalil blog pramane, dusryanchya kamavar aple kaam avalambun asle ki kantala yeto, tyavar adharit asa haa chansa suvichar.

|| Adla Hari, Kantalyache pay dhari ||

Atta just kantala yeun gela [10]

Possible reason : Jeva aple poodhche kaam doosryachya kamavar avlamboon aste anee doosaree loke kaam nahee karat bharbhar teva, lay mhanje lay bekkar kantala yeto haan, vaat bagh basnyacha

Aaj cha kantalwana suvichar [4]

Parat ekda ShreeKrushnachee mafi magun,

|| Yada yadahee karmasya glanirbhavati bharat ||
|| Abhuthaan Akarmasya, TadaKantalam Srujanyate ||

Jenva jenva pan karmala ya bharatvarshaat glanee yeil, teva teva aslaya akarmala(glani alele karm akarmach) niptun kadhayla kantala janmala yeil

Aaj cha kantalwana suvichar [3]

|| Pudhchyas Thhech , Magchyas Kantala ||

Atta just kantala yeun gela[9]

Possible reason : Mahatvache kaam sodun bakeech chhappan bhangadee karat basnyaat vel jato tyacha kantala ala ahe. Pratyek software engineerla ek secretary ka det naheet yaar, ek kaydach kela pahije asa.

Atta just kantala yeun gela[8]

Possible Reason: Nested root causing chalu ahe ani nesting chi depth shodhta shodhtach kantala ala. Nashib recursive root-causing karat nahiye, nahitar ithech amchya kantalyache pran gele aste.

Atta just kantala yeun gela[7]

Possible reason : Magaspasoon ek safarchand hatanee todaycha prayatna kartoy, pan ek chhotishee bhge padta alee botanee tyapudhhe kahee nahee...shevat kantalach ala ekdum, jarasa kantala ahe haan haa.

Halli mala tyacha kantalach yeto - Ajun 1 kantala geet

Shyaa roj sakali uthun anthrunachya ghadya karaychya,
Anthrune kappyat thevaychee
Halli mala tyacha kantalach yeto

Basinpashee javoon daat ghasayche, niymitpane paste badalate, brush badalto
pan rojcha me toch na,
tharelya anshatoon datanvar brush firavnara roj mazach ujwa haat na
Halli mala tyacha kantalach yeto

Daat ghasoon zalyavar, aaisamor javoon basayche,
kitipan kaam asle taree, 5 minitachya aat chaha milne khatriche
Rojach swataha chaha karnyachee ichha man dadapate
Halli mala tyacha kantalach yeto

Yantriktene sagle avrayche anee bus sathee palat sutayche
Bus madhla vel satkarnee laval pahije ase mhanun pengayla suruvaat karaychee
Halli mala tyacha kantalach yeto

Dar 5 minitanee, dar 15 footavar card swipe karat poodhe jayche
Gelya gelya adhee companyche mail check karavte ka gmailche, rojchech confusion
Low bandwithvar msn connect karat nahee, mahit asoon roj try maraycha
Gtalk var contacts madhe roj tila pahayche, pan message takayla matra nahee dhajvayche
Halli mala tyacha kantalach yeto

kshana kshanala, farshi chakchakit thevnyasathee
fadke marat baslee astat ti mule
Jarase halhalyasarkhe karat,
chaplanche thase uthvayche tya arshanvar
Halli mala tyacha kantalach yeto

Majle velgle, departments vegli,
pan teech ti vending machines, toch to sapak chaha
Clients vegle, bugs vegle
pan roj tech te nullpointer
Vishay vegle, meetings veglya
pan roj nirnay ekach - poodhche poodhe baghu
sadhya work-around devoo
Halli mala tyacha kantalach yeto


Niras baghne, niras jagne,
Kshana kshanala saglyacha kantala yene
Halli mala hyacha pan kantalach yeto
Kantala yeto, kantala yeto, kantala yeto
Halli mala tyacha kantalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa yetoooooooooooooooooooooo

Atta just kantala yeun gela[6]

Possible reason : Jevan zale attach, seatvar alo, kantala nahee yenar tar kay ustaah yenar kay? Aaan?

|| Kantalya-ante Ustaah||

Atta just kantala yeun gela[5]

Possible reason:
Windows XP hang houn 5 min zali ahet, reboot karave lagnar ase vatate ahe, 4 GB cha RAM pan kami padto ahe, machine madhun helicoptor che awaj yeta ahet, bhook pan laglyasarkhi vatate ahe, nakkich kantala ala ahe !

|| He vishwa chi mazhe ghar
Tyat kantalyachi bhar
Aaj zala ahe kahar
Me kay karu Shridhar ||

Kantala Adjectives

Samast Gramast Kantalagrast mandalinna ek kantalvane abhivadan karun aaj apan aplya pudhcya analysis la suruvat karnar ahot.

Note : He analysis karnyacha kantala ala ki typing thambavnyat yeil hyachi krupaya nond ghyavi.

Ekhadyane mhantle ki "Mala kantala alay" , tar to khoop motha foul ahe ase mala vatate. Karan aajchya kantalvanya jagat nustach kantala ala ahe ase sangne mhanje bhyadpanachi lakshane ahet, To kantala kitpat ala ahe, he vyakt karne faar mahatvache ahe. Mhanunach aaj apan kanatala adjectives kade thodasa prakash paduyat.

Sarasar vichar kelyas apan following kantala adjectives cha sahajpane ullekh karu shakto.

1) Kutryapeksha bekaar kantala
2) Toofani kantala
3) Bekaar kantala
4) Lai kantala
5) Ashakya kantala
6) Asankhya kantala
7) Jarasa kantala
8) Jabri kantala
9) Jalim kantala
10) Julmi kantala
11) Jahal kantala
12) Behaal kantala
13) Hukmi kantala
14) Jeshtha kantala
15) Shreshtha kantala
16) Vikrut kantala
17) Chirkoot kantala
18) Mast kantala
19) Vishal kantala
20) Meta-kantala ( mhanje kantalyacha kantala)

Attachi list hi kantala alyamule thambvat ahe, pan hyacha artha asa navhe ki kanatala adjectives sample. Hi tar nusti zalak ahe, sampurna yaadi apan amchya agami pustakat udaharanasah vachu shakal hyachi me apanas khatri deto.

Shevati jata jata ek kantalwana quote,

|| Kantalyache dohi, kantala tarang ||

Atta just kantala yeun gela[4]

Possible Reason:
Salag 1 tas kaam kele ki , ikade tikde na baghta,
mag kantala ha yenarach , vaad ahe kay ???

Atta just kantala yeun gela[3]

Possible reason :
Thoseshee sardee zalyasarkhee vatate ahe anee nakki kay kaam karayche ahe aaj te ajun vauge type ahe tyamule ala hota bahutek.

Aaj cha kantalwana suvichar [2]

ShreeKrushnachee mafee magun

|| Karmanye vadhikaraste, maan Kantaleshu Kadachan ||

Karm karat raha, kantalyachee chinta karu naka, kantala ha yenarach ahe...

Aaj cha kantalwana suvichar [1]

|| Aalsane hot ahe re, kantala kelachi pahije ||

Sarv Kantalanandanna samarpit .

Kantala - As an English word !

As many of us know, English and many of Indian languages fall under category Indo-Aryan Languages as they have same origins.
Kantala is a marathi word but if you ponder just for a second you will find out that it's also an english word. If you dont understand, np [no problem, not NP as in NP complete problem], Kantalanand and Kantalmayee are here to explain you. But for that lets divert a little bit:
What is kantala? Though this is a zillion dollor question and one who knows the answer [besides both of us] will be an overlord for human beings, let me give you most straight forward answer of What is kantala?. Kantala is something like boredum, and you dont feel like doing anything and bingo you just had a kantala !
So now coming back, Try to see through the word Kantala: Kant - Ala, Cann't Ala....Meaning "Cann't comes" [Ala in marathi is comes in English] The feeling of you can not do anything, you just cannt whatever you want to - that particular Cann't has come ! Kant - ala.

So this is just a small example to show you that Kantala is an universal concept and it certainly cann't be overlooked. For so long Kantala has tolerated that ignoarance but now...somebody ahs to take the responsibilty and give Kantala its respect...
There are many who are freinds of Kantala...so are we.

|| Be Kantala's friend, it's nothing to be ashamed of ||

Atta just kantala yeun gela[2]

Possible reason : Payakhalee wiresche janjal ahe, sarkha divsabhar tyat pay adaktoy, kadhee lcd che conenction nighale tar kadhee headfone khechla gela...haltana hya saglya kalji ghenyachach kantala ala asava

Kantala - NP complete entity

Previous blog by Kantalanand & Kantalmayee leaves me wondering whether kantala is a NP complete entity. NP completeness means that its so undeterministic with respect to space and time that it is one heck of a topic for research for a Phd thesis. Are smart fellows listening ? Are they ready for challenge to explore ? ka tyanna pan kantala alay .........

Jai Kanataleshwar !

Kantala ka yeto sarkha sarkha

Sarkha bare kantala yeto? asa prashna barech lok vichartat...Doordaiva he ahe kee ya lokana ha prashna vicharaycha kantala kasa yet nahee ha vichar karoon mala kantala yeto anee mag poonascha tyamule pahila prashna parat udbhavto[Sarkha bare kantala yeto?]. He urjechya nirantar chakrasrkhe nirantar ase Kantala Chakra ahe te kadhee thambnaarch nahee ahe!

Mhanoonach mhnale ahe maharaja:

|| Kantala can never be created, neither can it be destroyed, it can only be trnasferred from one form to another ||

|| Kantala always comes and goes, nobody knows from where it comes and to where it goes, so one has to understand Kantala has far more dimensions than the usual ones including space and time ||

- Kantalanand & Kantalmayee

Atta just kantala yeun gela[1]

Possible reason : Working ani Debug environment corrupt zale ahe, ata te fix karnyacha kantala na ala tarach naval !

Aaj cha kantalwana suvichar [0]

|| Jyala kantala yet nahee to manushyapraneech nave ||

- Shree Kantalanand kantalmayee (Anup anee Prasanna)

Amhala prerana denare kantala geet !

Tip :
He geet me nirlajjapane "Ayushyavar bolu kahi" ya album madhun chorle ahe.

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Atashya me fakta rakane divasanche bharato,
Chakoriche khardun kagad sahis pathavato

Vyap nako maj kuthlahi an taap nako ahe,
Uttar kuthle moolat majla prashna nako ahe,
Ya prashnanshi avghya parva karar me kela,
Me na chalave tyanna , tyanni chalu naye majla

Badheertechya poongivar me nagoba dulto
|| dhru||

Aata aata chati keval bhiti saathavate,
Dongar baghta oonchi nahi kholi athavate,
Aata kuthlya dilkhush gappa udar gaganashi,
Aata nahi ratra hi urali poorvi gat-houshi,

Bilandarine kalandarichi geete me rachto
|| dhru ||

Kalun yeta jagnyachi ya ivalishi trijja
Udun jati attarapari jagnyachya mouja
Dari nahi firkat kuthala nava chhand-chala
Rakhan karit basto yethe sadaiv kantala

Kantalyacha dekhil ata kantala yeto
|| dhru ||

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Tip :
He geet me nirlajjapane "Ayushyavar bolu kahi" ya album madhun chorle ahe.