सूक्त १

Blessed is he, who in the name of ennui and veiled excogitation within, shephards the jaded through the valley of passiveness, for he is truely creativity's keeper and finder of lost values.
Thou shalt bear the overt boredom and Lord will honor thee purity and innovation

(Book of Kantala: Psalm 1)

[पल्प फिक्शनमधला ज्यूल्सचा डायलॉग आठवला आणि आपणपण कंटाळ्याचे महत्व सांगावे असे वाटले.]

वरील सूक्ताचा अर्थ कळाला असेलच तरीपण मला स्वत:ला समजवायला हे भाषांतर -

जो कंटाळा आणि त्याअंतर्गत असलेली प्रछन्न सृजनशीलता यांच्या जपणुकीच्या हेतूने, शिणलेल्या जीवांना निष्क्रीयतेच्या अंध:कारातून बाहेर पडण्यास मदत करतो तोच देवाच्या कृपेस पात्र होतो कारण तोच नावीन्य आणि गहाळलेल्या मूल्यांचे रक्षण करतो.
तुम्ही साहजिक अशा कंटाळ्याचे स्वागत करा आणि देव तुम्हाला सृजनशीलता व पवित्रता प्रदान करेल.

Kantala theory

I am proposing a "Kantala theory".

Any substance/matter/human-being/vacuum can be connected to kantala directly or indirectly. Those can be either cause of kantala or subjected to kantala !

मला तरी अजुन एकपण एन्टिटी सापडली नाहीये, which is NOT subjected to Kantala.
Lets see, if anyone can disprove this theory !

महान लोक, महान कंटाळा

मी अनुपला विचारले - "फक्त आपल्यालाच सारखा कंटाळा येतो का सगळ्यांनाच येत असावा?"
अनुपने जे उत्तर दिले आहे ते सर्व कंटाळासंप्रदायींसाठी अभिमानास्पद व प्रेरणादायक आहे.

अनुप उवाच:
वत्सा, फक्त आपल्यालाच येत असावा असा सारखा सारखा कंटाळा, एक ऍनॉलॉजी देतो -
"खूप चांगला स्विंग केलेला बॉल फक्त चांगला बॅट्समनच निक करुन कॉट बिहाइंड होतो - द्रविडटाईप, पण आंडू पांडू बॅट्समन त्या बॉलला मिस करतात...तसेच खूप जास्ती विचार करणारे लोक जास्ती बोअर होतात - आपल्याटाईप, पण जे विचारच करीत नाहीत त्यांना काही फरकच पडत नाही !"

The Story of My Experiments with Kantala.

Now, I'm totally convinced, now I will never doubt importance and need of Kantala. The sky is clear now, it's very difficult to put this feeling in words. Lemme just give a simple example:
Just a day ago, I started registering my Kantalas in the Kantala nondwahi, and whoooo...that miracle happened, suddenly the number of kantalas I used to get are now less,. Today I got just 2 kantalas, on any given normal/abnormal day it would have been 20-25, not a single less than that.
This taught me one thing, dont run away from Kantala, love it...it comes for reason, it doesnt have any personal motive in it, it's not like Kalee[Kalee as in KaleeYug]. Just acknowledge it and you will find yourself filled up with ustaah and energy...it's just a divine thing that your body and mind needs.

Mitraano,
Kantalyapasoon palu naka, tyacha aadar kara, kantalyala kahehehe nakoy tuimchyakadoon. Tyacha kahehe swartha nahiye, to tumhala madat karayla yeto, tumcha gelela ustaah parat yava hee tyachee pan ichha aste...tumhi jevdhe tyala dooralkshit karaal tevdha to tumhala tyachya astitwachee janiv karoon deil...tumchyach bhalyasathee, jevdhe tyala nirdhokpane yevoo dyaal, to tumchaa ustaah, karyakshamata vadhvel.
Manus jase shauchas jane talu shakat nahee tasech kantala yene talu shakat nahee...pot sakaleech saaf zalyavar jasa divas prasanna jato tasach kantala yevoon gela kee prasanna jato poodhil vel.

Kantalyala havay fakt nishudhha prem...te dya, to tumhala deil prachand karyakshamta

Amhi amche kantalyabarobarche prayog anee anubhav aplyala satat sangat rahooch pan kharee garaj ahe te pratyekane swataha kantalyala anandane anee khulya manane kavtalnyachee !

Kantala Adjectives

Samast Gramast Kantalagrast mandalinna ek kantalvane abhivadan karun aaj apan aplya pudhcya analysis la suruvat karnar ahot.

Note : He analysis karnyacha kantala ala ki typing thambavnyat yeil hyachi krupaya nond ghyavi.

Ekhadyane mhantle ki "Mala kantala alay" , tar to khoop motha foul ahe ase mala vatate. Karan aajchya kantalvanya jagat nustach kantala ala ahe ase sangne mhanje bhyadpanachi lakshane ahet, To kantala kitpat ala ahe, he vyakt karne faar mahatvache ahe. Mhanunach aaj apan kanatala adjectives kade thodasa prakash paduyat.

Sarasar vichar kelyas apan following kantala adjectives cha sahajpane ullekh karu shakto.

1) Kutryapeksha bekaar kantala
2) Toofani kantala
3) Bekaar kantala
4) Lai kantala
5) Ashakya kantala
6) Asankhya kantala
7) Jarasa kantala
8) Jabri kantala
9) Jalim kantala
10) Julmi kantala
11) Jahal kantala
12) Behaal kantala
13) Hukmi kantala
14) Jeshtha kantala
15) Shreshtha kantala
16) Vikrut kantala
17) Chirkoot kantala
18) Mast kantala
19) Vishal kantala
20) Meta-kantala ( mhanje kantalyacha kantala)

Attachi list hi kantala alyamule thambvat ahe, pan hyacha artha asa navhe ki kanatala adjectives sample. Hi tar nusti zalak ahe, sampurna yaadi apan amchya agami pustakat udaharanasah vachu shakal hyachi me apanas khatri deto.

Shevati jata jata ek kantalwana quote,

|| Kantalyache dohi, kantala tarang ||

Kantala - As an English word !

As many of us know, English and many of Indian languages fall under category Indo-Aryan Languages as they have same origins.
Kantala is a marathi word but if you ponder just for a second you will find out that it's also an english word. If you dont understand, np [no problem, not NP as in NP complete problem], Kantalanand and Kantalmayee are here to explain you. But for that lets divert a little bit:
What is kantala? Though this is a zillion dollor question and one who knows the answer [besides both of us] will be an overlord for human beings, let me give you most straight forward answer of What is kantala?. Kantala is something like boredum, and you dont feel like doing anything and bingo you just had a kantala !
So now coming back, Try to see through the word Kantala: Kant - Ala, Cann't Ala....Meaning "Cann't comes" [Ala in marathi is comes in English] The feeling of you can not do anything, you just cannt whatever you want to - that particular Cann't has come ! Kant - ala.

So this is just a small example to show you that Kantala is an universal concept and it certainly cann't be overlooked. For so long Kantala has tolerated that ignoarance but now...somebody ahs to take the responsibilty and give Kantala its respect...
There are many who are freinds of Kantala...so are we.

|| Be Kantala's friend, it's nothing to be ashamed of ||

Kantala - NP complete entity

Previous blog by Kantalanand & Kantalmayee leaves me wondering whether kantala is a NP complete entity. NP completeness means that its so undeterministic with respect to space and time that it is one heck of a topic for research for a Phd thesis. Are smart fellows listening ? Are they ready for challenge to explore ? ka tyanna pan kantala alay .........

Jai Kanataleshwar !

Kantala ka yeto sarkha sarkha

Sarkha bare kantala yeto? asa prashna barech lok vichartat...Doordaiva he ahe kee ya lokana ha prashna vicharaycha kantala kasa yet nahee ha vichar karoon mala kantala yeto anee mag poonascha tyamule pahila prashna parat udbhavto[Sarkha bare kantala yeto?]. He urjechya nirantar chakrasrkhe nirantar ase Kantala Chakra ahe te kadhee thambnaarch nahee ahe!

Mhanoonach mhnale ahe maharaja:

|| Kantala can never be created, neither can it be destroyed, it can only be trnasferred from one form to another ||

|| Kantala always comes and goes, nobody knows from where it comes and to where it goes, so one has to understand Kantala has far more dimensions than the usual ones including space and time ||

- Kantalanand & Kantalmayee